Summary
Footballers' Wives was back on Wednesday night, glitzy glamorous and every ridiculous, badly-acted, over-the-top moment a heaven for all us couch potatoes.
Jason splattered on the ground, murdered Agatha Christie-style.See the full content of this document
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Big Isn't Beautiful
And great lines like the one whispered at poor Chardonnay's funeral, dead from anorexia in just six months: 'It was life or death, couldn't she have just eaten a sandwich?'
Surely it would be just as difficult to die that quick...See the full content of this document
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